Wake me up when the zombies are coming...
Life will fuck you over so make sure you have condoms.
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On Valentine’s day

sodamnrelatable:

Me:

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Person I love:

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auntiespaz:

Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

“You want me to leave? Okay…”

“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”

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When someone looks really attractive from behind and when they turn around they’re like…

sodamnrelatable:

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fake-mermaid: look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

Is it normal to fart when you have anal?
Asked by Anonymous

I have no idea, I’ve never had anal :P

funnyorwtf: DRAMAAA!

funnyorwtf:

DRAMAAA!

funnyorwtf: So this wasn’t such a bad idea.

funnyorwtf:

So this wasn’t such a bad idea.